well. i finished. and it was epically awesome. just kidding. not really. i went to cafe rio and yogurtland after i finished my last test to celebrate #duh. that part was epically awesome.
now i’m back in st george and i discovered i left both my laptop and scriptures in provo. what? how is that even possible? well it is. don’t worry though. i didn’t forget to bring my computer charger and scripture highlighter. awesome. this is called paying attention to detail.
so i probably won’t get any solid posts in until saturday night. my friend is bringing my stuff down, bless his beautiful soul. until then then i will be reading, hanging out with my mother, and this guy:
have you guys been watching ‘once upon a time’? if not, repent now, get on hulu, and let your soul soak in the amazingness that is fairy godmothers, princes slaying dragons, and true love’s kiss. classic fairytales at their best.
i often fantasize about what life would be like if i had my own apartment. one day i will have enough money to have my own place as well as cool adult stuff to put in it. i’m excited for that day, that day when i don’t have to worry about someone’s boyfriend being in the kitchen when i want to get a snack with no pants on. and when i can instill a no pants rule because, let’s be honest, wearing pants is kind of the worst. or in a more positive and accurate approach, not wearing pants is pretty much the best.
anyway, when i have my super sweet digs to myself, these are the first items that will be bought:
treadmill – because going to the gym is the worst and watching netflix while i run is the best.
not twin bed – i feel like i won’t be a true adult until i sleep in a bigger bed.
dog – because they are basically the best and they love you no matter what and running outside with a dog is kind of my dream.
or cat – cheaper, chiller, i could do a cat too.
apple tv – my computer will only be able to take all this netflix for so long.
knives – some sweet kitchen knives for my cooking needs.
also silverware – because i don’t own any.
snuggie – yeah… that ish is definitely going down.
constant supply of cookie dough – tollhouse, obviously. because i don’t make cookies.
i just want to be like the cool people in the movies and on tv with their own apartment where they can come home after work and kick it by themselves and don’t have to worry about other people. the dishes are always their own and when they go to bed they don’t have to worry about a group of guys showing up after midnight for no reason and being crazy loud.
i think i’m turning into an old cranky lady. oh well, might as well enjoy it while i can.
surefire ways to win ahlin’s love and affection:
give her food.
discuss her tv shows.
ask about the killers slash brandon flowers.
listen to her talk about the killers slash brandon flowers for extensive amounts of time.
tell her you love her blog/tumblrs/twitter/pinterest.
buy her cafe rio.
take her to yogurtland on a regular [bi-weekly] basis.
laugh at her jokes.
offer her a job.
play with her hair.
let her chill in bed with netflix however long she wants.
snuggle the crap out of her.
be this man.
yep. it’s that simple.