i hope you all have a brother who is as cool as mine.
or almost as cool.
i don’t think anyone is as cool as him.
he lets me drink his milkshake.
little girls are in love with him.
he makes fun of my hair by singing ‘mulan’.
his feet are twice as big as mine.
he makes funny faces with me.
creeper number one.
creeper number two.
we’re pretty bomb.